I keep fixing every habit that I break.

Why I no longer eat Starburst:

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:04:00 -0500

alakazannah:sandrasunshine:roryobrien:

So this guy I know was really kinky. He liked to eat his gf out all the time. One night, they were experimenting, and he stuck four starbursts up her vagina. He sucked four out and ate them all. The next few days she was really uncomfortable down there. So she went to the gynecologist, who pulled out a starburst. She told the guy this but my friend was sure he ate four. So they went to the doctor to figure this out. Turns out she had herpes and he sucked out a “herpes sac”. And ate it.

this is the best thing i have ever read

Oh dear god.

I’ve heard this story a million times from a million people but it still grosses me out.

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Sun, 20 Dec 2009 18:05:20 -0500

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"The hardest thing to do is to write straight honest prose on human beings."

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 18:01:55 -0500

“The hardest thing to do is to write straight honest prose on human beings.”

- Ernest Hemingway (via nihilnoetia) (via libraryland)

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Sun, 20 Dec 2009 17:52:59 -0500

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"When you are deluded and full of doubt, even a thousand books of scripture are not enough. When you..."

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 17:52:56 -0500

“When you are deluded and full of doubt, even a thousand books of scripture are not enough. When you have realized understanding, even one word is too much.”

- T.S. Eliot (via crashinglybeautiful) (via libraryland)

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Sun, 20 Dec 2009 17:52:22 -0500

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"We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it..."

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 22:17:55 -0500

““We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn’t. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing.””

- Bukowski (via mariecriedwolf) (via delicatelybruised)

ilovereadingandwriting: girl in room

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 22:05:36 -0500

ilovereadingandwriting:

girl in room

"Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future."

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 21:05:39 -0500

“Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.”

- Oscar Wilde (via ailesgrises)

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Sat, 19 Dec 2009 20:58:48 -0500

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dashedlines: casimirpulaskiday/girlintheory/longlivethequeen/bow...

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 20:48:39 -0500

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itsalwayssunny: erinoconnell: bibliotheque: How To Make Milk...

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 20:39:27 -0500

itsalwayssunny:

erinoconnell:

bibliotheque:

How To Make Milk Steak (Charlie Day’s favorite food)

Prep time   15 Min.
Cook time  20 Min.
Ready in    35 Min.
Servings    4

INGREDIENTS
* 4 (4 ounce) cube steaks
* 1/2 teaspoon salt, divided
* 1 3/4 teaspoons ground black pepper, divided
* 1 cup all-purpose flour
* 2 eggs, lightly beaten
* 1/4 cup lard
* 1 cup milk

DIRECTIONS
1. Season meat with 1/4 teaspoon of the salt and 1/4 teaspoon of the pepper; set aside. In a shallow dish, mix flour with 1 teaspoon of the pepper. Dredge each steak in flour. Dip in beaten egg, then dredge in flour again.
2. Heat lard in a large, heavy skillet over medium-high heat. Fry steaks 3 to 4 minutes on each side, or until golden brown. Drain on paper towels.
3. Pour off all but 2 tablespoons of the fat. Sprinkle 2 tablespoons of the dredging flour into oil. Cook over medium heat for 1 minute, scraping up any browned bits from the bottom of skillet. Gradually whisk in milk. Cook, stirring frequently, 3 to 4 minutes, or until thickened and bubbly. Add 1/4 teaspoon salt, and 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoons pepper; gravy should be quite peppery.

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yay for 18-24 inches of snow. I hate the winter.

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 20:38:37 -0500

yay for 18-24 inches of snow. I hate the winter.

nycreep: Who I’d Like To Meet: I’d rather unmeet some people

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 17:05:05 -0500

nycreep:

Who I’d Like To Meet: I’d rather unmeet some people

boreddddd.

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:55:42 -0500

Cross off if it applies to you.

Graduated High School.
Kissed someone.
Smoked cigarettes.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
~~Taken a college level course.~~
~~Been in a car accident.~~
Been in a tornado.
~~Done hard drugs~~ (i.e. ~~ecstasy~~, heroin, crack, meth, ~~acid~~).
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone.
~~Been cheated on.~~
~~Written a 10 page letter.~~
Gone skiing.
Been sailing.
Cut yourself.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Had detention.
Skipped school.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.
~~Been in a mental hospital.~~
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary.
Fired a gun.
Gambled in a casino.
Had a yard sale.
And a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea world.
Attempted suicide.
Voted for American/Australian Idol (x factor.)
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
~~Loved someone you couldn’t have.~~
Wondered about your sexuality.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Had a hamster.
Petted a wild animal.
Used a credit card.
Gone surfing in California.
Did “spirit day” at school.
~~Dyed your hair.~~
Got a tattoo.
~~Had something pierced.~~
Got straight A’s.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
Taken pictures with a webcam.
~~Started a fire.~~
~~Had a party while your parents weren’t home.~~
Gotten caught having a party while they were gone.

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optimusrhyme: Hunter S. Thompson

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 13:47:09 -0500

optimusrhyme:

Hunter S. Thompson

loveyourchaos: Marilyn Monroe

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:39:54 -0500

loveyourchaos:

Marilyn Monroe

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Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:49:51 -0500

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