fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Customer says you look bored.”

Bottom Text: “Yes, because ringing you through will bring me endless joy and entertainment.”]

Of course I’m bored. But ringing you up will not relieve the boredom.